Summary:
The following is a SHORT SILLY “pictorial story” I wrote for April Fool’s Day 2015. I hope it makes you laugh a little.
Disclaimer:
I don’t own any of the characters from True Blood or the Southern Vampire Mystery novels.
Hi, Bill. It’s California Kat. Last night, right at 12:01 a.m., your dead maker came to me in a dream.
Yes, Bill. She listed all your attributes.
Your accent.
Your sideburns.
Your Southern charms.
Your lovely singing voice.
Yes. Um–you know how I tend to write Eric/Sookie stories–right?
Right, Bill. I have see the light! I now realize that you are superior to Eric. I don’t know what I ever saw in the Viking!
Oh, yes, Bill. And I will never write another word about Eric and Sookie being together.
Umm, Bill?
The End!
A/N: I warned you that it was silly.
🙂
Kat
California Kat's Stories 
damn, i don’t remember this one. cute and funny and followed up with arm porn. sigh KY
33 thoughts on “April Fool’s Day…a short story for Bill”
COMMENTS PASTED FROM ORIGINAL BLOG POST SO I WON’T LOSE THEM
fairytaleamber says:
April 1, 2015 at 12:37 pm
Hehehe! I love this! You are a loser Bill!
galwidanatitud says:
April 1, 2015 at 12:41 pm
PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
henbird says:
April 1, 2015 at 12:50 pm
OMG!! PMSL right now! so good x
arubaredx says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm
Hahaha love it 😀
redjane12 says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:08 pm
You lady are AWESOME!!!
redjane12 says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm
PS- people in my train think I am mad with the giggling… Blaming Bill of course
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californiakat1564 says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm
😉
kleannhouse says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:15 pm
LOL, i loved it… i knews’ yous wa’ fibbin’ KY
fffbone says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:26 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! Wonderful.
Dinner and a Murder Mystery Games says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:30 pm
That was so hilarious! Thanks for that bit of morning sunshine.
hisviks says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:31 pm
Aww too bad…. here I thought Beehl the Constipated Cat was finely getting some company. Figures he’s destined to be alone for ever and ever…
msbuffy says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:37 pm
Awesome! I love it, especially the tears. 🙂
sluggysmom says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:43 pm
LOL!!!
Maithanroisin says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:49 pm
Behl iz nawt amuzed and he’ll nawt stahnd fer dis!!
vondax55 says:
April 1, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Bloody fantastic! This one took me by surprise, well done!!
valady1 says:
April 1, 2015 at 2:23 pm
What an absolutely PERFECT April Fool’s joke.. At first I thought, WTF, then I realized where you were going..
ericluver says:
April 1, 2015 at 2:24 pm
ROFL! Happy April Fools day!
tj6james6 says:
April 1, 2015 at 2:36 pm
LMFAO
shoegirl01 says:
April 1, 2015 at 2:39 pm
Reblogged this on shoegirl01.
shoegirl01 says:
April 1, 2015 at 2:40 pm
Good one!
Kittyinaz says:
April 1, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Reblogged this on Kittyinaz’s Reblog Page.
askarsgirl says:
April 1, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Oh that was good. I was ready to stage an intervention for you😉
outinritefield says:
April 1, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Very funny! The only downside is we (and you) had to look at all those pictures of Bill!
switbo says:
April 1, 2015 at 6:03 pm
At least she gave us lovely ASkars arm porn to wash it down.
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californiakat1564 says:
April 1, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Don’t forget the collarbone porn. Sigh.
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switbo says:
April 1, 2015 at 8:26 pm
How could I? And the neck. Mmmmm.
kinnik7104 says:
April 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm
LOL Brilliant!
Judith says:
April 1, 2015 at 6:23 pm
Lol
geenakmom says:
April 1, 2015 at 10:07 pm
Lol!
carol says:
April 1, 2015 at 10:32 pm
YEAH, but my sister birthday is today(yeah really) and today, my brother had surgery and it was okay, so APRIL FOOL was just on Bill
peppermintbark says:
April 2, 2015 at 6:41 am
The shots you chose for each comment were priceless. I didn’t watch the live action Sound of Music (that would of been sacrilege), but I did hear him snippets of good ole Bill singing songs from Chicago. I heart Lucy Lawless as Mama Morton.
LOL all over again KY
lol KY