April Fool’s Day

Summary:

The following is a SHORT SILLY “pictorial story” I wrote for April Fool’s Day 2015.  I hope it makes you laugh a little.

Disclaimer:

I don’t own any of the characters from True Blood or the Southern Vampire Mystery novels.





Hi, Bill.  It’s California Kat.  Last night, right at 12:01 a.m., your dead maker came to me in a dream.


Really?
Really?

Yes, Bill.  She listed all your attributes.

Your accent.

Your sideburns.

Your Southern charms.

Your lovely singing voice.


She did?
She did?

Yes.  Um–you know how I tend to write Eric/Sookie stories–right?


Eric should leave my Sookeh alone!
Eric should leave my Sookeh alone!

Right, Bill.  I have see the light!  I now realize that you are superior to Eric.  I don’t know what I ever saw in the Viking!


I am superior to him--aren't I?
I am superior to him–aren’t I?

Oh, yes, Bill.  And I will never write another word about Eric and Sookie being together.


I knew you'd come around.
I knew you’d come around.

Umm, Bill?


Yes?
Yes?

april_fool's_day


Huh?
Huh?

april_fools


NO!
NO!

Really, Bill? You didn't see that one coming?
Really, Bill? You didn’t see that one coming?

The End!


A/N: I warned you that it was silly.  

🙂

Kat

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3 thoughts on “April Fool’s Day

  1. 33 thoughts on “April Fool’s Day…a short story for Bill”
    COMMENTS PASTED FROM ORIGINAL BLOG POST SO I WON’T LOSE THEM

    fairytaleamber says:
    April 1, 2015 at 12:37 pm
    Hehehe! I love this! You are a loser Bill!

    galwidanatitud says:
    April 1, 2015 at 12:41 pm
    PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

    henbird says:
    April 1, 2015 at 12:50 pm
    OMG!! PMSL right now! so good x

    arubaredx says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm
    Hahaha love it 😀

    redjane12 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:08 pm
    You lady are AWESOME!!!

    redjane12 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm
    PS- people in my train think I am mad with the giggling… Blaming Bill of course
    Reply
    californiakat1564 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm
    😉

    kleannhouse says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:15 pm
    LOL, i loved it… i knews’ yous wa’ fibbin’ KY

    fffbone says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:26 pm
    HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! Wonderful.

    Dinner and a Murder Mystery Games says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:30 pm
    That was so hilarious! Thanks for that bit of morning sunshine.

    hisviks says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:31 pm
    Aww too bad…. here I thought Beehl the Constipated Cat was finely getting some company. Figures he’s destined to be alone for ever and ever…

    msbuffy says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:37 pm
    Awesome! I love it, especially the tears. 🙂

    sluggysmom says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:43 pm
    LOL!!!

    Maithanroisin says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:49 pm
    Behl iz nawt amuzed and he’ll nawt stahnd fer dis!!

    vondax55 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 1:59 pm
    Bloody fantastic! This one took me by surprise, well done!!

    valady1 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 2:23 pm
    What an absolutely PERFECT April Fool’s joke.. At first I thought, WTF, then I realized where you were going..

    ericluver says:
    April 1, 2015 at 2:24 pm
    ROFL! Happy April Fools day!

    tj6james6 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 2:36 pm
    LMFAO

    shoegirl01 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 2:39 pm
    Reblogged this on shoegirl01.

    shoegirl01 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 2:40 pm
    Good one!

    Kittyinaz says:
    April 1, 2015 at 5:11 pm
    Reblogged this on Kittyinaz’s Reblog Page.

    askarsgirl says:
    April 1, 2015 at 5:11 pm
    Oh that was good. I was ready to stage an intervention for you😉

    outinritefield says:
    April 1, 2015 at 5:35 pm
    Very funny! The only downside is we (and you) had to look at all those pictures of Bill!

    switbo says:
    April 1, 2015 at 6:03 pm
    At least she gave us lovely ASkars arm porn to wash it down.
    Reply
    californiakat1564 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 6:14 pm
    Don’t forget the collarbone porn. Sigh.
    Reply
    switbo says:
    April 1, 2015 at 8:26 pm
    How could I? And the neck. Mmmmm.

    kinnik7104 says:
    April 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm
    LOL Brilliant!

    Judith says:
    April 1, 2015 at 6:23 pm
    Lol

    geenakmom says:
    April 1, 2015 at 10:07 pm
    Lol!

    carol says:
    April 1, 2015 at 10:32 pm
    YEAH, but my sister birthday is today(yeah really) and today, my brother had surgery and it was okay, so APRIL FOOL was just on Bill

    peppermintbark says:
    April 2, 2015 at 6:41 am
    The shots you chose for each comment were priceless. I didn’t watch the live action Sound of Music (that would of been sacrilege), but I did hear him snippets of good ole Bill singing songs from Chicago. I heart Lucy Lawless as Mama Morton.

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