I hope you will help me make True Blood palatable by joining me here tonight!
Tonight’s drinking game: Anytime I want to stab Sookie in the eye with a pencil, I’ll need to drink. Don’t expect coherency for long.
Official Episode Description:
Eric, Pam and Mr. Gus close in on Sarah in Dallas. Adilyn and Wade find a temporary haven, and unexpected hospitality. Refusing to accept the inevitable, a desperate Sookie turns to unexpected resources in search of a miracle. Bill recalls the inexorable forces that led him to his marriage 170 years earlier. A familiar face resurfaces in Bon Temps. Sam faces a quandary.”
Item 1: I hear that Eric will want to kill Sarah, despite her being “the cure.” I’m sure Sookie will eventually try to talk him out of it–to save Bill. Sigh. (Yep–I just threw up in my mouth for a variety of reasons.) #1: Eric is the ultimate survivalist. He would kill her AFTER getting the cure. #2 Um–if Sarah’s sister had it, her blood would have it too–just use her and kill Sarah anyway.
Item #2: I’m really “over” Violent Violet and her “unexpected hospitality.”
Item #3: Sookie SHOULD have been as desperate over Eric. Her guilt + Bill’s blood = the most infuriating Sookie yet. I just took my first drink and it’s only 12:35.
Item #4: I just read the “Bill recalls…” part, and I’m already bored and lacking of care.
Item #5: I think Hoyt’s coming back to throw a wrench into Jason/Jessica. I hope that’s not the reason. I do like Hoyt though.
Item #6: Sam, just do us a favor and leave with Nicole. None of us want to see your butt again–ever. And–if you stay–it’s mandatory for every third episode. So just go–okay?
Until tonight, let me leave you with something infinitely more pleasant to think about–THIS: