I hope you will help me make True Blood palatable by joining me here tonight!
Tonight’s drinking game: Anytime I want to stab Sookie in the eye with a pencil, I’ll need to drink. Don’t expect coherency for long.
Official Episode Description:
Eric, Pam and Mr. Gus close in on Sarah in Dallas. Adilyn and Wade find a temporary haven, and unexpected hospitality. Refusing to accept the inevitable, a desperate Sookie turns to unexpected resources in search of a miracle. Bill recalls the inexorable forces that led him to his marriage 170 years earlier. A familiar face resurfaces in Bon Temps. Sam faces a quandary.”
Item 1: I hear that Eric will want to kill Sarah, despite her being “the cure.” I’m sure Sookie will eventually try to talk him out of it–to save Bill. Sigh. (Yep–I just threw up in my mouth for a variety of reasons.) #1: Eric is the ultimate survivalist. He would kill her AFTER getting the cure. #2 Um–if Sarah’s sister had it, her blood would have it too–just use her and kill Sarah anyway.
Item #2: I’m really “over” Violent Violet and her “unexpected hospitality.”
Item #3: Sookie SHOULD have been as desperate over Eric. Her guilt + Bill’s blood = the most infuriating Sookie yet. I just took my first drink and it’s only 12:35.
Item #4: I just read the “Bill recalls…” part, and I’m already bored and lacking of care.
Item #5: I think Hoyt’s coming back to throw a wrench into Jason/Jessica. I hope that’s not the reason. I do like Hoyt though.
Item #6: Sam, just do us a favor and leave with Nicole. None of us want to see your butt again–ever. And–if you stay–it’s mandatory for every third episode. So just go–okay?
Until tonight, let me leave you with something infinitely more pleasant to think about–THIS:
282 thoughts on “Season 7, Episode 7: “May Be the Last Time””
COMMENTS ARCHIVED FOR PRESERVATION FROM ORIGINAL BLOG POST
Sakshi Chopra says:
August 3, 2014 at 12:48 pm Edit
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Yep, more Sookie nonsense in store for us. I think she goes to Niall for a cure for Bheeel, who just fucking refuses to die. She couldn’t move her butt for Eric though. I am sick already!
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suzyq591suzy says:
August 3, 2014 at 12:51 pm Edit
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I am such a sad panda 😦 about this season and the way everything has ended. Thank you and all of the other writers that keep the dream alive.
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VictoryInTrouble says:
August 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm Edit
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Ok, serious lol about not wanting to see Sam’s butt. I agree. He should leave anyway. That’s his child! Only a dumbass would stay in freaking Bon Temps and let his gf and his baby leave. Then again…
I’m hoping Eric finds Sarah and gets cured. That could save the episode.
Sookie…Bill… Ugh… No words.
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 1:07 pm Edit
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See at least with me, the writers made a mistake, well other than seeing Bill and Sookie, as soul mates to begin with, when they had Sookie be the one to give Bill the hep-v. Now maybe the fact that she have it to him will work into why she is the cure for him but it’s the fact that she have it to him that I am not seeing her actions as being upset over someone she loves. I see it more as guilt over the fact that she is the one that gave it to him. At least, so far I don’t see it as she loves him especially more than anyone else – even though that seems to be what the writers want us to think.
I don’t know. Even though I don’t understand the Sookie/Bill relationship, I was hoping (I know what was I thinking) that the writers would write them (as that looks to be their endgame) in a more satisfying way, especially more so than the books did. As much as I would have liked to jump on the Sam/Sookie endgame once I figured that’s where CH was headed, I would have liked to at least be able to understand the Sookie/Bill relationship. Doesn’t seem like that will be happening though.
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hellina2000 says:
August 8, 2014 at 3:58 am Edit
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I totally agree. Sookie is big on guilt. She felt guilty over Gran, she jumps in bed with Bill. She felt guilty (and pissed) that her parents were killed because of her, she boned Warlow. Now she’s killed Bill by infecting him with Hep-V and the panties hit the floor again. Girl needs a 12-step program.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 1:37 pm Edit
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I love the premise of tonight’s game. It’s so easy to feel the need to stab her in the eye with a pencil! Is there something that can be added to drink when Bill’s “flashback” occurs? Maybe I’m on my own with that one, but I think the need for chugging during that is going to happen. Hopefully, it won’t last too long or I’ll probably pass out and miss the rest of the episode.
Honestly, in all of the Sookie/Bill nonsense, how can HE be consciously thinking about rekindling what he had with her if he’s constantly living in the past thinking about how much he loved his wife, who apparently according to the flashbacks was the real love of his life? I know that the TIIC will overlook that little tidbit even though they are pushing it. I want to stab HER in the eye right now for thinking of getting back together with him whether the end game would be Eric or not. What happened just a day ago, in their timeline, when she had a backbone and was glad he realized he didn’t get a clean slate? Since Eric doesn’t know that Bill in infected and Sookie’s not in contact with him nor does she know Sarah is the cure. If things go that way, I think it will be him who says he’ll do it. (because he loves her so much and can’t stand to see her hurting). The only reason would be if Eric called her and told her he was cured, thinking she’d care about that. He doesn’t know that she only “supposes she loved him” in her own way. Her response to seeing him again certainly didn’t give any indication that she didn’t love him. I think Hoyt is coming back, too, but, since he doesn’t remember, maybe he’ll make a “new” friend when he meets Jason. I really hope that we don’t have to sit through Alcide’s or Maxine’s funerals. It would be a waste of time. I mean Terry’s was more than enough. She’s already forgotten about Alcide. It was a waste of time with Jackson overhearing her conversation. What did that even have to do with anything? As far as Violet and Sam – I just don’t care.
I totally agree with you Sakshi Chopra, she’s desperate to find a miracle cure for Bill, but not Eric. Consistency isn’t even what I’m looking for at this point, but a little logic would be nice.
In light of all that, I think I’ll join you in a drink right now, Kat. I bought a 1.5L bottle of red for tonight! Sorry for the ramble, I just get so worked up and can’t stop myself.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 6:50 am Edit
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I totally agree w/ you about Bill focusing on another woman. Does he even still want Sookie? Or is she just “convenient?”
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maithanroisin says:
August 3, 2014 at 1:52 pm Edit
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Have fun, I may rage watch it after work tomorrow.
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larakingsley says:
August 3, 2014 at 2:02 pm Edit
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Sookie, Sookie, Sookie… The way she reacted to Eric’s return, how devastated she seemed at discovering he had Hep-V… She ‘supposedly loved him in her own way’? WTF #1 And now she’s desperate to find a cure for Beehl? WTF #2
Since I don’t have HBO anymore, I’ll read your comments and the live recap from wetpaint while drinking the six packs of microbrewery beer I bought yesterday… I might even be tempted into opening a bottle of red from my cellar, although I’m keeping the good stuff for the finale. With the way this season turns out to be I’ll need it…
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magsmacdonald says:
August 3, 2014 at 2:03 pm Edit
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There are no words. It sounds like badly written fanfiction – that I would have dropped. HOWEVER – since I don’t have HBO – I don’t want anyway. BUT – I do have Amazon prime – and seasons 1-3 are now part of that. I have seen through season 4 – but started rewatching a few this week. I don’t recall that they really made Sookie that DUMB?? I watched 1-3 before I ever read the books – and certainly before fanfic – but my God she’s irritating. And who picked her outfits?
Anyway – I don’t drink that much but I’m just getting ready to finish up work (YES – I’m cheating while I wait for my partner in crime at work to log in to test stuff) – but I think I’ll join you for one drink just because.
Thanks!
M
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 2:44 pm Edit
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Looking forward to all the spoilers!…..of Eric
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 4:53 pm Edit
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Well, I won’t be drinking tonight, but I’m on some pretty great painkillers due to some outpatient surgery I had on Thursday, so I think it’s equivalent. I’ll be laughing throughout the entire episode! I usually do that anyway, but tonight it will be enhanced. Bill will be having flashbacks to his wife again? Here come the sideburns & his formal Southern accent. He was a POOR “gentleman” who worked his own lands even before the Civil War? He was educated! He would have NEVER done a day’s labor!
And then there’s stupid Sookie. She gives the term “dumb blonde” a compliment to all blondes! She is a moron. 7 seasons and they have kept this girl in the dark about EVERYTHING!
The only good thing about the show is the awesome music. And Lala.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 5:08 pm Edit
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I hope you are feeling alright. Best wishes for your quick recovery.
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 5:36 pm Edit
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Thank you! I had a melanoma removed & never realized how much those things hurt! My stiches hurt more than anything, but I go back on the 11th to have them removed. I hope to get the biopsy results within the week. Never realized how often I use my left arm! LOL!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:00 pm Edit
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Like Kinnik said, I hope you recover soon and that future tests show no more melanoma.
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:04 pm Edit
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Sending well wishes your way. Feel better soon!
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:04 pm Edit
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Thanks, ladies! I really appreciate that!
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:27 pm Edit
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Thanks, sweetie!
Ain;t it always something? Vicodin is my friend right now!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 6:51 am Edit
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After the end of last night’s episode, I could have used some Vicodin. 🙂
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 8:33 am Edit
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I wished I’d had something stronger to block that debacle from my brain forever. Dilaudid comes to mind, or Fentanyl.
californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 8:43 am Edit
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LOL.
Sakshi Chopra says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:18 pm Edit
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I hope you are feeling alright…Get well soon and take care 🙂
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:26 pm Edit
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Thank you! Just a little sore, but Vicodin helps!
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 4:53 pm Edit
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OOPS. See yinz all after the show!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:05 pm Edit
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I really hate it when the show creators make Eric do something displaying little thought. He’s a thousand years old! He would NOT act rashly!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:06 pm Edit
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exactly!!!
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm Edit
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They have to show Bill behaving as the rational one, at 175 or so, as if an ancient vampire gets to be ancient by luck alone.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 6:52 am Edit
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LOL–this is what makes me so crazy. They make Eric act all “hot-headed” while Bill is cool, calm, and collected. Whatever!
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 8:37 am Edit
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I know! I’ve long since given up on trying to make sense of TB, but, come on! Exactly what kind of fools are we being taken for; do they expect us to not remember 6 seasons of THEIR own mythology? Eric, turned by Godric, is the level-headed vampire who comes up with all the contingency plans! Bill follows merrily along like a puppy because in the world of vampire, that’s exactly what he is!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:05 pm Edit
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Well, another opening with Eric….but whoa…a little more info would have been helpful from her Eric.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:07 pm Edit
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OH no! My satellite signal just got knocked out with a storm. Hopefully it will come back, or I’ll have to catch up w/ the show later!
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:10 pm Edit
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Good news – you get to delay the probable atrocity that will most likely be the episode.
Bad news – you won’t know when to get stabby with a pencil or drink – but i’m sure we could help with that lol.
Hope it comes back for you.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:12 pm Edit
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It just says “Searching for signal!” LOL. I’m going to drink preemptively. LOL.
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:12 pm Edit
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Sounds like a plan.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:13 pm Edit
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Good girl. 🙂 LMAO
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:15 pm Edit
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LOL…it’s telling me to check my cables and then–if that doesn’t work–to “check my dish.” LOL. Whatever.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:16 pm Edit
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My “internal instructions” indicate that I should finish my beer before I even think about doing anything else. 🙂
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:08 pm Edit
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Yes, Sookie, it’s b/c you’re fae….bring on the guilt.
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:07 pm Edit
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I need more pencils.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:22 pm Edit
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LOL
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:10 pm Edit
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now, why does Violet have all of that sex paraphernalia? WTH?
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:22 pm Edit
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Right? I thought she lived with Jason? But now she has a big ass house like that?
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:09 pm Edit
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I see we’re of the same mindset!
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:08 pm Edit
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OK, what’s up that she has this house of sexual depravity? Where’s it been all along? I thought she lived with Jason?
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 6:55 am Edit
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I’m sure all vamps have gothic mansions with a collection of dildos. Sigh. Like she wouldn’t have taken Jason to her lair. Alex, I’ll take “Things that don’t make any sense for a thousand.”
“What is True Blood?”
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 8:45 am Edit
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LMAO! I know! Where was her little playroom while she & Jason were playing house, and while she would not let him “go all the way,” seems to me that these toys would have come out in abundance! How is it that the gothic mansion (aka home of the Munsters) has gone unnoticed but it just happens to be in or around Bon Temps? She’s supposedly 800 yrs. in age & from France. Did she throw a dart at the map & it landed n Shreveport & its’ outskirts? Where’s she been for six seasons? Oh, OK. I get it. She couldn’t leave the mansion because she was having so much fun with her toy collection! Boggles the mind if one allows it.
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 2:48 pm Edit
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LMAO@ Munsters!! And if she did have that big ass mansion, why the hell did she make Jason build her some suite in his basement?
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 2:53 pm Edit
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Another plothole!
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 2:47 pm Edit
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LOL
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:12 pm Edit
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Just die already Bill…it’s up to your neck…just melt away like Nora did.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:13 pm Edit
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But Sookie hasn’t saved him yet! And the great “love story” MUST happen!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:14 pm Edit
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LOL
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:16 pm Edit
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More like it must be rammed down our throats.
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:16 pm Edit
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i just threw up. *gags more*
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:18 pm Edit
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I’m choking it down with a drink.
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:09 pm Edit
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We should be so lucky.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:14 pm Edit
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Damn Arlene, get some!
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:15 pm Edit
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lol, dream sex
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:17 pm Edit
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Wait–did we care about Arlene dream sex? Um–nope. I didn’t. I don’t think I’m missin’ much. I might be better not to watch. At least I got to see Eric in the first scene, so there’s my fix.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:19 pm Edit
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we’ve had another fix of him so far.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:21 pm Edit
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Damn. I hate to miss Eric. Sigh…even in a horrible suit. (with a tight crotch) I’ll be in my own imagination for a while since there not t.v. Thank god I still have you all and the Internet. LOL.
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:11 pm Edit
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Every cloud has a silver lining – that won’t hurt a vampire!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:17 pm Edit
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I’ll admit he is a handsome devil. LOL
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:20 pm Edit
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Wait…stab Sookie in the eye…
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:21 pm Edit
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flashback…*chug*
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm Edit
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Glad I’m not missing that…I bet it’s tedious and full of Bill “worship.” Wait–is there a University of Phoenix class called “Bill Redemption 101?” (By the way, my sis in law got a master’s degree from there and then a better paying job b/c of it, so I’m not really dissing the U of Phoenix. I’m just sayin’….It’d be funny….)
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm Edit
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LOL No, but now showing us that his marriage was arranged.
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:33 pm Edit
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Lol, check off another book thing of Eric’s given to Bill – Eric’s ‘human background/ arranged marriage’ (minus the Viking fabulosity). I may be forgetting something but it seems like the only thing of Book Bills they changed to give Eric’s TB character was the sister-fucker thing.
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:40 pm Edit
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OMG I know right!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 6:56 am Edit
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LOL! You are so right.
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 2:52 pm Edit
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and Bill staked Long Shadow instead of Eric, b/c Eric, didn’t care about humans. (since they hadn’t dreamed up Sylvie, yet.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:13 pm Edit
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Anything that makes someone look admirable goes to Bill. Anything that makes someone look bad goes to Eric. I’m surprised they didn’t make Eric the one working for Sophie-Anne.
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:24 pm Edit
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So true!
kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:21 pm Edit
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guhhh, flashback to Beels human days…. YUCK
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm Edit
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And is the fact that his father forced him to marry Caroline supposed to endear us more the his relationship with Sookie?
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm Edit
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But she was the “love” of his life last week. Still overall glad I can’t watch this “live.” I’ll get to fast forward through it later. 😉
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:26 pm Edit
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details, details….LOL
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:25 pm Edit
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Yep…that’s my guess.
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:12 pm Edit
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And…….he’s still an asshole!
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:36 pm Edit
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WHERE is the Queen of Oklahoma when you need her?!
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm Edit
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Good question! She could have Bill & not even have to pay a dowry!
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:58 pm Edit
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So I got to thinking – if vampirezombie apocalypse was to TB like book Rhodes with a maimed Quuen, then with King Bill down and weakened….WHERE THE HELL IS FELIPE DE CASTRO?! Screw Freyda, bring me the cape wearing coup-er of royalty when they’re down! Might be the first time I ever welcome his presence.
msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 5:43 am Edit
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Aha! The caped crusader with the mustache & goatee.
kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:21 pm Edit
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Hoyt! 🙂
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm Edit
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Hoyt has a GF and she is cute and smart
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm Edit
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and why do we care, are they gonna kill them off too
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm Edit
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Oh no, if Hoyt is back w/ a girlfriend and she’s NICE, I’d bet a Franklin that she’ll be dead soon (Violet will do it.) Sigh.
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:14 pm Edit
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She’s a microbiologist – they specialize in the development & eradication of viruses.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:29 pm Edit
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but of course! She can save Bill.
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 5:42 am Edit
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Unfortunately.
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missron80 says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:41 pm Edit
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I read a comment from a pro-Bill fan somewhere last night and they made a valid point. If “Bookie” is in fact the end game, would the writers really put them together this close to the end when so much can still go wrong? This poor poor lost soul pro-bill person lamented that Bill would most likely die while Eric would live….mostly because Eric is thiiiiiiis close to the cure while Bill is not. Must admit, that sparked a teensy tiny bit of hope which I am trying very very hard to not fan into flames.
Sakshi Chopra says:
August 4, 2014 at 4:33 pm Edit
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@missron80, yeah Bill will die because instead of moving his butt out and about and catching onto stuff happening around him, he insists on squatting in his Bon Temps farmhouse and throw pity parties. That is also the reason why Sookie always keeps going traipsing over across the cemetery to pay night visits to her friendly vampire neighbor and then keeps bedding him. If only Bill is NOT AVAILABLE for fucking once!
californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 6:59 am Edit
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EVERYONE needs to join forces and save Bill! He’s sooo worth it. Just think of all the wonderful things he’s done…
Um, well, he . . . . he’s a good tree climber.
And . . . uh .. . this one time at band camp . . . he . . . uh . . . bit people gently?
and . . . uh . . . he can make a fire.
Yeah—well worth saving.
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 4, 2014 at 11:29 am Edit
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Not to forget, he has perfected constipated expression look that can kill a lesser vampire.
msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:57 pm Edit
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Bill will get his cure. He’s the hero of the show (?) and the doomed vampire… Sookeh is his meracul. At least this is what Alan Ball perceives. I’d like to know what books he read that lead him to that perception.
msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 4:52 pm Edit
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Meh. I don’t even care anymore. Beehl & Sookeh can both go out in a blaze of stupidity. I’d be happy!
lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:24 pm Edit
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Hoyt’s lookin’ very good and what a little hottie he’s dating! 🙂
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:25 pm Edit
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young sex, another WTF
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:27 pm Edit
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thank God she read his mind, so we didn’t have to see THAT.
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm Edit
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yup, one last scene for brain bleach, do not want to see that
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lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:27 pm Edit
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Dr. Ludwig’s back!!!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm Edit
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I love Dr. Ludwig.
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm Edit
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lol, Ludwig driving a Hummer
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm Edit
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awesome!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm Edit
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Oh–now I wish my satellite were back!
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:30 pm Edit
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power keeps shutting off here, bad storm… you ain’t missing much about Bill and Caroline, sicking sweet garble
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:29 pm Edit
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Another flashback already?????? At least it is love at first site. LMAO
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lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:29 pm Edit
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Why is it that I can excuse Eric’s bad hair/wigs in his flashbacks, but I want to hurl when I see Bill’s?
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:30 pm Edit
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b/c he’s a douche
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:31 pm Edit
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LOL.
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lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:34 pm Edit
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Good reason! 😉
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:02 pm Edit
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🙂
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:31 pm Edit
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LOL.@ Ludwig…Bill has grossed her out! LOVE HER
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:32 pm Edit
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LOL @ Jason checking out Hoyt’s girlfriend.
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:32 pm Edit
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lol, love Ludwig
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lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:33 pm Edit
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Oh Jason…grow up already! I know he’s a horn dog, but ogling Hoyt’s girlfriend while they’re visiting his mother’s body?!???
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:34 pm Edit
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I think they’re trying to show us the “root” of the show…LOL and Jason was a horn dog back then.
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melodiusnocturn says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:34 pm Edit
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Ludwig flipped out when she found out who Sookie’s gramps was LOL
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:35 pm Edit
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yeah, i didn’t expect that.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:35 pm Edit
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I’m back in the game! Just in time to see that Jason’s a liar and a flirt!
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:36 pm Edit
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and a piss poor one at that
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:35 pm Edit
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good, get ready to stab Sookie…she’s calling for Niall.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:36 pm Edit
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and whining and crying
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:16 pm Edit
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I used up all my pencils. Gotta get more before the end of the show.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:34 pm Edit
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LMAO
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:37 pm Edit
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Just in time to drink b/c Sookie is so sad about Bill. And her guilt. But nice to see Niall.
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lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:37 pm Edit
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Aww…I kind of miss Niall’s Bilbo Baggins hair.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:39 pm Edit
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LOL
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:37 pm Edit
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Oh for f’s sake….blame Niall….”i don’t like him”
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:38 pm Edit
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I LOVE Niall. “I don’t like him for you!”
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:38 pm Edit
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Niall isn’t the only one that doesn’t like Bill lol
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:38 pm Edit
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exactly Niall. none of us like him!!!
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:38 pm Edit
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love Niall, truthful to a fault… we don’t like Bill either
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:40 pm Edit
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don’t help her Niall….just pretend to
kleannhouse says:
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August 3, 2014 at 6:40 pm Edit
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she is gonna dream about Jason…
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:40 pm Edit
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Great…New Me is crazy and seeing Jason
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:40 pm Edit
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Sarah is truly cuckoo for cocoa puffs! And Jason’s right….no escaping Eric. And I’m pretty happy about that. 🙂
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:47 pm Edit
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I’m happy Ryan got more screen time. 🙂
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:40 pm Edit
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and Eric is gonna get her
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:41 pm Edit
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Does Mr. Gus make any other the rest of you laugh whenever you see him?
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm Edit
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yes
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm Edit
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Pretty much my reaction.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:04 pm Edit
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Not when I see him, but when I hear him speak with that TX accent, I can’t help but laugh.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm Edit
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They just told Gus to dump Eric and get another vampire…WTF?
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm Edit
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so Mr Gus is gonna double cross Eric, he is a fucking dead man
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:43 pm Edit
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thank you!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:44 pm Edit
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esp since we know Hep V vamps only nap!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:45 pm Edit
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Except for–apparently Pam and Eric. ;(
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:04 pm Edit
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seriously, they “overslept”?? Tell me I didn’t hear that right.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:04 am Edit
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In this show, “over-sleeping” seems to be a synonym of “sleeping.”
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm Edit
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Sam, just “call it a day.” Please.
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm Edit
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agreed
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:43 pm Edit
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scene between Arlene & Sam….drinking b/c i don’t give a shit.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:43 pm Edit
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When did Arlene become “wise?”
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:44 pm Edit
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Wait, she’s drinking too. That’s where her wisdom is coming from. Another drink for me!!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:44 pm Edit
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LOL She’s just a time filler…
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:19 pm Edit
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Beats the hell out of me! Now all of a sudden she’s the voice of wisdom. Who knew?
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:45 pm Edit
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I don’t know my geography, but how did they get to Oklahoma so fast….I’m expecting Freyda to pop out any minute.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:47 pm Edit
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LOL.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:46 pm Edit
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Still loving Andy.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:46 pm Edit
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Hands down — other than Eric and Pam, Andy is my favorite character of the season. I hope that Andy, Holly, and their kids move somewhere sane at the end of the show.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:47 pm Edit
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me too
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:48 pm Edit
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Waste more time Niall, as much as you can…let Bill die.
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be still my heart
888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:48 pm Edit
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If only Niall would poof off to faery ‘for the cure’ for a few minutes…and return a year later to a dead puddle o’Bill
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm Edit
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Ok, that would be awesome!!!
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:48 pm Edit
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so Sookie is watching his dreams, give me a fucking break
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lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:49 pm Edit
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Ugh! Channeling nature’s memory = Beehl flashback.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:49 pm Edit
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Another flashback of Bill–thought I’d missed all those…And now I really wanna poke out Sookie’s eyes.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:49 pm Edit
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for fuck’ sake Sookie…I’m using an ice pick instead of a pencil….she doesn’t give a shit about seeing Bill loving his family…shut it already dumbs
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:07 pm Edit
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dumbass, i meant to say.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:50 pm Edit
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Loving Niall….LOL Niall’s not your miracle Sookie he didn’t even try.. wait, that means Eric will be. grrrr
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:50 pm Edit
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and so she doesn’t listen to sage advice, just let him die he deserves to die and i hope it is painful
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:08 pm Edit
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but first…a quickie
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:51 pm Edit
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Sookie has become a character i don’t even “want” to know at this point. Sigh. I will have to do lots of redeeming for her when I rewrite S7!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:52 pm Edit
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I’m telling you…ICE PICK
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:51 pm Edit
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Sookie has become a character Jerry Springer doesn’t even want to know.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:56 pm Edit
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LOL
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:53 pm Edit
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Okay, Keith just made me like him. 🙂
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:54 pm Edit
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Ludwig driving a hummer?!?!?! I sense A LOT of fanfics with this one hehehehe.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:54 pm Edit
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Run Eric Run
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm Edit
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Are you kidding me? Is she running over again to fuck Bill in her white dress????????
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:56 pm Edit
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Didn’t really like it the first time. I have no words for this time.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:09 pm Edit
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I can’t say any words, I’m too busy drinking
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:22 pm Edit
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A white nightgown, run through the woods, knock on hos door, he answers, they’re kissing, cue music…Am I watching Season 1 or the shit they’re calling Season 7? Now I know why I need the extra pencils.
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm Edit
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It’s cheaper to recycle than to use brain power / new ideas. Hey – Buckner & crew TOLD us they were going “back to the beginning” lol. Rinse Repeat
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:58 pm Edit
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They should have just used the same footage…no reason to reshoot it.
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 5:42 am Edit
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Don’t forget to Lather!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:07 am Edit
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I almost stabbed my own eyes when I saw that bullshit!
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 8:50 am Edit
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I nearly turned off the TV in disgust thinking “I’ve seen this before and we all know how well THAT turned out.” Yeah, my eyes were a’burnin! What these new writers have done to such a terrific female lead character sickens me. I’ve tried to just go with it, but all of these new writers seem to be towing the party line, “Make Sokie appear to be as stupid as possible.” She can’t even blame his blood this time. Hopeless.
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:01 pm Edit
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Sure she can, she just drank some a day or two ago….
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:05 pm Edit
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Yeah, but not nearly the amount she had that very first time.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm Edit
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Sookie running across graveyard in white to kiss Bill. I’m sick. Really, really sick.
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ericluver says:
August 4, 2014 at 2:24 am Edit
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I couldn’t believe it when I saw it! WTF! A repeat of season 1? *gag*
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm Edit
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please make me puke and this is NOT fucking happening
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm Edit
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lol Steve
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:56 pm Edit
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Glad they found a way to bring him back!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:56 pm Edit
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“I’m here b/c you’re gonna die tonight Sarah”….LMFAO
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:57 pm Edit
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LOL @ Jason in Sarah’s crazy thoughts.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:57 pm Edit
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Sarah’s crisis of conscience: sigh.
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:59 pm Edit
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it would have fun for Burrell to have talked too
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:10 pm Edit
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I thought that exact thing.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:57 pm Edit
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YAY! They didn’t try to kill Eric.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm Edit
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Sookie/Bill……CHUGGING
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm Edit
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I hope he dies on top of her
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Heather says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:22 pm Edit
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I thought the same thing…he could just turn to Goo….uugghh
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm Edit
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brain bleach please
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:03 pm Edit
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I’ll take a double.
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lostinspace33 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm Edit
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God, isn’t this over yet?
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm Edit
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i hope he goes into a pile a goo right at climax
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:59 pm Edit
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LOL.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:11 pm Edit
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LOL…that’s what I just said….it would be perfect.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm Edit
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Sookie and Bill having sex…so disappointed. And–by the look on her face–so was she…
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:03 pm Edit
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LMAO , because it wasn’t the gracious plenty, just a meager stick
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:11 pm Edit
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twig
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm Edit
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So I guess full circle means the exact same scene – plus black veins.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:13 pm Edit
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and music…don’t forget the music is the same and the stupid way she runs.
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:59 pm Edit
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It’s a terrible catch 22. I LOVE Eric and want him to be happy. For some reason he loves Sookie so therefore I want him with Sookie. BUT, the sookie we’ve put up with the last several seasons is possible the most stupid, moronic person ever and I am slowly beginning to hate her and therefore want her nowhere near my future husband. There is no one else I can see Eric with though. Sigh. Stupid show and books screwing everything up
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californiakat1564 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:01 pm Edit
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I know. that’s why we rewrite her. Sigh.
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:05 pm Edit
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Exactly what I’ve been saying for many seasons now. It’s so vexing – my little shipper heart is all Sookie and Eric, but I HATE the stupid insipid vapid shrieking bitch that is TB Sookie. So I think why in the world would I want something like that for Eric? I’ve held out hope since the Jackson debacle with Sookie taking Bill back having gross splinter in the butt hate sex, that we would be treated to a fantastic *smart* female character written in for Eric. I held out hope when Nora came. But noooo. We have to witness the insanity of a thousand year out survivor pining away for a ungrateful/hateful twit. I’m with Pam in her views of Sookie. I’m sort of hoping in Bills near death he drains Sookie. Then Bill explodes.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 9:00 pm Edit
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ROFLMFAO at your last two sentences there, 888spike. Seriously, I can’t stop laughing!!
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loretta412 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:06 pm Edit
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cant blame sookie its the writers. i just laugh knowing one of you will fix it
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Lexi says:
August 3, 2014 at 9:20 pm Edit
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I hear you. I’ve decided I only like Sookie in fanfic. She’s kind of a moron everywhere else. I vote Eric moves to Sunnydale and hooks up with Buffy.
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 6:59 pm Edit
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I would like to throw my laptop at the tv right now….instead I’m opening another bottle
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melodiusnocturn says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:00 pm Edit
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I just threw up a little
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:02 pm Edit
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Oh seriously? A Sookie / Bill sex scene?
The thing I find kind of hilarious about all of this is that with them being married in real life, you would think Anna and Steve would have chemistry up the whazoo but they don’t. Throw her in the same scene as Alex though, Holy All The Sciences Batman!
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:28 pm Edit
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I like this phrase – “Holy All The Sciences Batman!” 😀 ….Mind if I use it in some of my fics?
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:35 pm Edit
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sure. i say it all the time in regards to Eric, lol, but it hasn’t been in my published stuff yet. it’s coming. :-
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kleannhouse says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:02 pm Edit
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the previews make NO sense … how many episodes do we have left now… not enough brain bleach in this world … stupid fairy hybrid should have listened to grandpa ,
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jc52185 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm Edit
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Unfortunately, the show hasn’t made much sense for a while – so we can’t really expect too much from the previews.
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ejb3214 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:18 pm Edit
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Ok, I’ve never been much into commenting. I’ve been a lurker for a while (love your stories Californiakat!). I feel that this season in particular has been SO awful. The scene with Bill/Sookie – all I could so was the same as you all – root for Bill’s untimely (or timely, depending on your POV) demise. Somehow, I think it would have been poetic for him to die upon climax – one last shower of Bill goo. And seriously, the Yakuza drives rice burners a la Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift?? That was the best part of today’s episode in my opinion. Made me laugh right out loud.
Sigh – I love me some Eric, but even that is barely enough to sustain me. I just hope that this show doesn’t end with it all being some f’d up Sookie dream – or worse – Bill dream!
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:19 pm Edit
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I love the Johnny Cash song, however, at the end of the preview!! I thought it could fit the show when I listened to it recently on repeat. Unless they had used it previously on the show, and I forgot.
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msbuffy says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:24 pm Edit
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I’m so sick of this shit. Nothing says “I love you” like guilt fucking.
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:27 pm Edit
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I think it was influenced by the fact that Anna and Steven are together. I think I read somewhere that Allan Ball wants Sookie to get back together with Bill because of this. I wouldn’t mind it–only if they hadn’t done the disappointing things they did before in previous seasons.
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 5:41 am Edit
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I’ve read that gossip too, but I think that’s all it is, gossip. Alan Ball perceives Bill in the same way as Joss Whedon perceived Angel; Alan Ball’s perception is way off the grid though!
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kinnik says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:43 pm Edit
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LMAO
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 9:16 pm Edit
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Scene: “Sookie awakens sprawled across Bills chest after déjà vu sex to attend to her ‘human needs’. After taking care of ‘human needs’, while washing her hands she glances in the mirror and is *shocked* to find black veins lining her face! Upon further inspection…and a lot of rubbing of course…the dreaded black veins seem to be…rubbing off! Sookie returns to Bills side where she notices the ‘black veins of death’ are *smudged*?!!!! Sookie then slaps her forehead in realization Bill has manipulated her feelings. Again. Used guilt to get her in his bed. Again. At this point she glances around the room and her eyes fall upon a sharpened piece of wood.
Which she grabs, throws in the fireplace, sighs and cuddles back down with Beehl. The End.”
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 9:19 pm Edit
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Sharpies!
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msbuffy says:
August 4, 2014 at 5:44 am Edit
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Perfect!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:13 am Edit
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The Sookie we have been force-fed since ep. 5 of this crappy season would do just that. Oh–Bill loves me so much that he would go to any lengths for me.
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:23 pm Edit
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I’ve heard a rumour……and I really hope it a rumour, That the final ep will reveal Sookie as, well CH. The whole show was Sookie writing a series she thought up. She has a husband that looks like Eric hence his character, and some dark mysterious guy from her past that was where the Bill character came from.
I swear, if this is how the show ends, I will personally find a way to make all the writers hurt…….
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:28 pm Edit
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OMG. Sounds like Stephen Meyer/Twilight bullshit. I fucking hope that’s not how it ends.
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:43 pm Edit
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Seriously after everything they are gonna tell us that a woman can be married to someone like Eric Northman and still dream and write about someone like Beehl??? Oh ha ha…The writers are going down the depths of ignominy if they do that!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:14 am Edit
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LOL. No doubt!
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cindy wedding says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:30 pm Edit
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Bill and his very gross veins has me puking in my mouth. Worst episode ever!
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:33 pm Edit
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And his face as he does Sookie…x.x
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sysclp says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:35 pm Edit
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Yay! Grampa Niall doesn’t like Bill either. He has good taste. 🙂
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:01 pm Edit
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Why is he wasting Sookie’s time with Bill’s history, however?
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:35 pm Edit
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Ok so it is 7:30 in the evening and as per my recon of all y’all’s awesome comments, I have decided that if I watch, I’ll watch the show till Sookie Dumbhouse starts running toward Bill. Seriously, I am trying to write multiple romantic fanfics of her with Eric and this clusterfuck of a show just throws me off my game every fucking week!
But then, I predicted when Alcide died that now since Sookie is down the dumps, she is going to have moronic sex with the first vampire she can get her hands on. So I guess she is doing what she always does. Somehow, this is worse than fucking Warlow. If she gets so out of it, why not buy a rabbit or something?
Tell me, fellow viking fangbangers, should i watch or not?
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:40 pm Edit
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Watch it to fuel your anger and inspiration to write her with Eric. However, if watching will throw your concentration off, then don’t. There isn’t much Eric in the episode anyway.
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 7:54 pm Edit
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Not enough fucking inspiration for my fics either.
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loretta412 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:01 pm Edit
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i don’t care if sookie crawls so far up bills but she cant see for years as long has eric gets the cure and him and pam fly to parts unknown i was wishing the writers would see were she belonged but that’s not going to happen
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:11 pm Edit
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I’m in the entertainment industry–and unfortunately that’s Hollywood. They don’t listen to fans as much as they listen to themselves and money. And it’s not about talent most of the time, but connections, and whose nephew is whose.
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:18 pm Edit
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^^What you said^^
In my world…Bill exploded when he came and since Sookie was making her stupid sex face with her big snaggle/gap toothed O-mouth was suddenly and shockingly filled with so much Bill goo she couldn’t swallow fast enough and asphyxiated. “The End of The Fairy Tale”
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:29 pm Edit
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LMFAO 😀 …Now that would be cumming a full circle 😀
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:20 pm Edit
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Lol, I’m hateful tonight! I blame Bills man boobs.
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:24 pm Edit
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I cannot say enough that Stephen Moyer is just NOT aging gracefully.
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:26 pm Edit
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dude. i think i’ve managed to get ideas for Kill Bill 4, 5 AND 6 from the comments here alone! lol
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:33 pm Edit
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“Sookie Stackhouse awakens from a four-year coma. The child (doesn’t matter from whom) she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins (Bon Temp civilians) who betrayed her – a team she was once part of – and find Billith!”
Was this ever written before?
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:30 pm Edit
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Hell, there isn’t enough Botox in Hollywood to cover the stress lines that come from watching your wife have explosive chemistry with the giant sexy Swede co-star who has 100+fans to your??one. Aaaaand since he refuses to wear a sock, you know exactly what he’s packin’…and *so does wifey*
😉 😉 😉
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russianspy24 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:35 pm Edit
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If I ever met Alexander Skarsgard here in LA, I wouldn’t know what to fucking do with myself.
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:16 am Edit
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I will say that Stephen Moyer seems to be aging “normally.” Contrast to A Skars, who looks better and better.
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missron80 says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:33 pm Edit
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I’m all for Bill bashing, but Stephen bashing is a tad uncool. He is probably a really lovely guy and Anna did marry him! And have twins with him…….. So he must be packing something right
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 9:20 pm Edit
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I’ve always been told there is a lid for every pot. Case in point
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888spike says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:40 pm Edit
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Now that we’ve gone down this ugly path, even though I knew it was coming I hoped and hoped Sookie would not be THAT stupid. I think Sookie will use her final “fairy light ball” to heal Beehl. I figured she seek out Niall for help, but I was betting that would be a dud. I know TB gives ‘inconsistent’ a run for its definition, but I keep thinking about how much was stressed about Sookie using one big light ball and her powers would die and the promos for this season. Over Sookie’s picture it says “the end of the faery tale” so maybe just maybe this will tie together. Or maybe monkeys really WILL fly out of my ass.
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melodiusnocturn says:
August 3, 2014 at 8:49 pm Edit
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But what would the point of using Sarah’s blood as the cure in the new blood? lol So much bad writing,
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trish1215 says:
August 3, 2014 at 9:36 pm Edit
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Soooo… How did the episode go? Kat… Are you feeling any better? I know you must be wasted from all of the Sookie pencil eye gouging you are mentally doing. Hell, I’m exhausted for you and I’m not an HBO subscriber this season! I just stop buy for all of the spoilers and lovely words of the former True Blood Fan Gals! Can’t wait for more Unchartered! Happy writing/ reading girls!!! Lots of love to you all from good ole boring Missouri!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:20 am Edit
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LOL. I have a sore arm from all the pencil eye gouging this morning, but luckily–no hangover. 😉
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mistressjessica1028 says:
August 4, 2014 at 2:45 am Edit
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Please tell me the title of this episode refers to the last time we the viewers ever need to see a Sookie/Bill sex scene! Holy hell I wanted to vomit watching that.
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888spike says:
August 4, 2014 at 4:20 am Edit
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I thought the same thing!! At least Buffy knew when it sent Angel (the monster) straight to hell 😉
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888spike says:
August 4, 2014 at 4:20 am Edit
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*when to
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:21 am Edit
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Fingers crossed.
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Tlynnson says:
August 4, 2014 at 6:13 am Edit
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There’s no coming back from that last scene. Sookie is useless, even Bill isn’t in to her. She may as well have been polishing her nails for all the passion and chemistry in that scene. Good grief!
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californiakat1564 says:
August 4, 2014 at 7:41 am Edit
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After a drunken night of mentally gouging out Sookie’s eyes with pencils (and then my own when I had to witness the recycled sex scene)—I find that I’m really, really sad about what’s happened to the Sookie character . . . .
I almost feel sorry for her for a couple of reasons:
1. She allows her guilt to drive her. After Gran died, she felt guilty, so what did she do? She ran to Bill to have sex to make herself feel better. After she gave Bill Hep-V, she felt guilty. So what did she do? She ran to Bill to have sex to make them both feel better. Nope—she cannot be taught. It’s sad.
2. Where was Bill’s “big head” focusing before each of these “magical,” “fire-lighted” sex scenes? For the first, he was focusing on his duty to Sookie-Anne and he job. For the second, he’d been dreaming about the love of his life (not Sookie). Again, it’s sad. The book version of Sookie always wants someone to put her first. The television Sookie will never have that with Bill, but she just can’t see that. So I do feel sorry for her.
But then I start to feel less sorry for her b/c she ALWAYS falls down the same rabbit holes, even though she now “knows” the holes are there! She even puts caution tape around them (early in almost every season)! At this point, there could be caution tape and red flashing lights around a rabbit hole, but Sookie would still find a way to “jump”—not fall—right into it.
Sigh. It’s sad that this potentially interesting, strong female lead character has become someone that I—in turn—feel sorry for and then feel genuine animosity toward.
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Tlynnson says:
August 4, 2014 at 10:46 am Edit
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Thank God for ff writers to save the day from this shitastic clusterfuck that is true suck! Niall and Ludwig had the right idea to distance themselves from the carnage. At least Niall got a meal out of the twit!
What a train wreck! I guess it’s safe to say there won’t be any True Blood movies when done. Maybe the writers will finally stake this bitch so the franchise is finally DEAD!
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:17 pm Edit
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Even if they made a movie, as Steven Moyer hinted a couple of years back, who would go see it? Unless Mr. Skarsgard took on a huge role in the film, meaning in most, if not all scenes, the mass fan base would either wait for it to come on cable (for another drinking game) or blow it off all together.
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maithanroisin says:
August 4, 2014 at 12:13 pm Edit
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I just watched it and all I can say is Lol!
Sex with Behl just because you feel guilty over giving him Hep V?? Gurrrrrrrrrrrrl!!
The sex scene was just awful including the kissing before it. Anna and Stephen just don’t have chemistry anymore and as hard as they tried to make it echo the 1st time they had sex in season 1 by the fireplace it failed miserably with Stephens’ flab in the way…Sorry Stephen but it’s true, lol
Also enough Behl flashbacks I don’t care about his lost humanitah!!
The writers are actually drinking Behl-aid that is the only logical explanation for this at this stage. It’s absolutely horrendous. Half tempted to post Fuckner my past seasons of True Blood in the shape of stakes..
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 4, 2014 at 2:48 pm Edit
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“humanitah” LOLZ
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:32 pm Edit
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Ok, you may all hate me for this, but it popped in my head at work and now I just can’t shake it. So, I was thinking about the, hopefully, last sex scene between Bill and Sookie and how sad, and depressing it was on so many levels. I was as many of you wishing that he would just die on top of her….but since he didn’t…and here it comes, the part that makes me want to bleach my brain and scrub everything I see….since he didn’t turn to good at the climax….with all of the gross black veins…when he did climax, what came out and into her? UGGGHHH. Blech, blech blech. I know I just put that disturbing and disgusting image into everyone’s head now, but I can’t get it out of mine!
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 4, 2014 at 4:26 pm Edit
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Shit that was just too much for my delicate sensibilities! Somebody please bring over my smelling salts now!
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 4:32 pm Edit
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I know. I’m sorry, LOL That was a wretched thing to do to you and all, but it’s just there and it won’t go away. I think I’ll need to drink again tonight to dull my thoughts or just take some Tums to settle my stomach.
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Sakshi Chopra says:
August 4, 2014 at 4:35 pm Edit
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I’ll pass over my smelling salts to you once I’m done passing out in disgust 🙂
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kinnik says:
August 4, 2014 at 3:33 pm Edit
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*goo, turn to goo