Chapter 07: Them’s the Rules


“Wait just a minute here!” Sookie said, her ire clearly rising. “I just got out of one controlling situation! And it sounds an awful lot like you want to take my choices away from me again!”

“I want to protect you,” Desmond returned calmly. “I cannot do that unless you are with me.”

“But I have a home!” she said stubbornly. “Anyway,” she looked at me hopefully, “Eric already said that he’d hire guards to watch over me—Weres during the day and vampires at night. I don’t want to leave my home!”

I was silent for a moment. “Sookie, Desmond is offering you safety that even the guards I would provide could not match.”

“You’re taking back your offer then?” she asked, tears forming in her eyes.

“I am not; just consider some things for a moment. I am the queen’s sheriff, so even if we had a contract, she could still try to use your ability—through me. And Desmond is right. She is a spoiled cunt.”

“Language!” Sookie admonished.

I squeezed her hand and smirked. “Vampires may claim humans, Sookie, but they have no right to claim other Supernatural beings.”

“So Bill never had a legitimate right to claim me, and he knew it?” Sookie asked.

I shook my head. “This area is a gray one. Before now, you’ve not been claimed by your kin, so your status is officially human. As it stands right now, even without Bill’s blood in you, you could still be claimed by another Supernatural—another vampire—looking to create a tie with you.”

“But magic can break ties,” Sookie said.

“That type of magic can work on a human only once—maybe twice. However, eventually, the process would become fatal to the human,” Desmond said.

Sookie looked at me, and I nodded in confirmation. “Of course, I have no intention of letting you get into a situation where a tie could be forced upon you, but things happen, Sookie. Variables occur.”

“So I couldn’t be tied to a vampire if I was claimed by Mr. Cataliades and this Niall person?” she asked.

Bonded—yes, but tied, no,” Desmond answered. “Your kin would have the right to kill anyone who formed an illegal blood tie with you; thus, any tie would be broken by the death of the vampire.

“I don’t want to leave my home,” Sookie whimpered, looking around the room with love. “I don’t have much family or many friends, but I don’t want to go anywhere.” She sighed. “Unless there’s no other way.”

She was looking at me with such a mix of hope and hopelessness in her eyes that it was difficult for me to look back at her, but I held her gaze.

“Consider this. Do you really wish to continue working for the shifter? Knowing that he was keeping tabs on you? Knowing that he did not tell Desmond the moment that Bill began his pursuit of you?”

“But how will I keep my home?” she asked. “If I don’t work—if I’m not here—I’ll lose everything I have left?”

“How about a compromise?” I asked.

“What compromise?” Desmond inquired.

“We could offer the following story,” I started, the idea forming even as I spoke it. “Desmond, hearing rumors that your ward had been tied to a vampire, you sent someone here to collect Sookie tonight. Or—better yet—you came yourself. And, after telling her who you were, you slipped a potion into her drink—one that made her ill and also cut the tie. Conveniently, Sophie-Anne consults Octavia Fant when she has questions about magic. And, with a little request from me, Octavia would confirm that she’s heard of such magic, but doesn’t know how to do that particular spell herself. This will fit with the story Sookie told Bill earlier.

“After that, the story will be that Desmond convinced Sookie that Bill’s blood could have been affecting her feelings. Upset about that possibility, Sookie left with her godfather.” I looked at Sookie. “You should stay with him as the paperwork of your new status is filed. But that need not be permanent.”

“What do you have in mind?” Desmond asked.

“After Sookie is established as a Brigant and you are established as her guardian, only a fool would touch her! Of course, Sophie-Anne isn’t known for being particularly wise, so steps would need to be taken before she returned to Bon Temps. I would suggest that Sookie and I still form an employment contract, but as a contract between two Supernaturals, it would be based upon mutual benefit. Moreover, she couldn’t be farmed out—even to the queen. And she wouldn’t need to belong to anyone—but herself.

“What do I do about my house in the meantime? My bills?” Sookie asked.

“The Brigants are wealthy and so am I . . . ,” I started.

“No! I’m not going to take charity!”

“Sookie, Fintan left a large sum of money to me for your care. It is yours by right,” Desmond said reasonably.

“But I didn’t even know him,” she sighed.

“A fact much regretted by Fintan,” Desmond returned.

“Why not use the money just to keep your home secure?” I suggested. “Or I will take care of things while you are gone, and you can repay me as you can when you start working for me.”

“Why are you doing all of this?” Sookie asked me.

I smiled a little, for I could tell that she’d agreed with the compromise I’d suggested.

I cupped her cheek. “Desmond, how long will it take you to get here?”

“Two hours,” he responded.

“Dawn is in three. I will stay until you have her.”

With that, he hung up.

“What is he like?” Sookie asked with some trepidation.

“Honorable. Trustworthy. A powerful demon. This situation really is ideal, considering what Hadley put into motion. By the end of the night, you will have several badass demons looking out for you. Within the next few weeks, you will meet other fairies. And—if you do eventually come back—you’ll have your vampire employer looking after you too.”

She leaned into my hand. “Why are you doing all of this?” she asked again.

However, before I could answer, she grabbed my hand, and her face became the picture of fright.

“He’s here!” she said, shaking like a leaf.

“Bill? I won’t let him near you,” I swore.

“Not him,” she whimpered. “He saw Bill kissing me at Merlotte’s earlier. He’d thought that killing my Gran would teach me a lesson. But he knows now that I’ll only learn the hard way—his way.”

My fangs snapped down.

“Do you know who he is?”

Her eyebrows furrowed together as if concentrating. “He’s remembering coming to Gran’s wake. He was here . . . .”

Her eyes widened. “It’s a man named Rene Lenier.” She shuddered. “I can hear what he’s done to others and what he wants to do to me.”

I gripped her shoulders. “Shield your mind,” I ordered before bending down to kiss her forehead. I could now hear and smell the human in the woods, which meant that Sookie’s “range” was superior to a vampire’s senses.

I knew that I would be pleased about that when I had time to contemplate it later.

“I won’t be long,” I assured.

“What will you do?” she asked.

“Your call. Human authorities or vampire justice,” I said. Only for her would I make such an offer.

“The families of his victims deserve closure, and Jason needs to be totally exonerated.”

“Very well,” I said, not letting my disappointment show.

I listened to the serial killer’s progress toward the back door as I quietly opened and flew out the front one. In less than a minutes, I had him in my thrall and was glamouring him to collect any evidence he’d kept from his victims; such men always kept souvenirs. I glamoured him to drive straight to the police station with all the evidence and to confess until all of his crimes were spilled. I told him that the guilt had been eating at him and that his only chance for cleansing his soul was a full confession.

He was on his way within another three minutes, and I rejoined Sookie inside.


“You glamoured him?” I asked.

“I did,” Eric responded. “His first stop is to gather any evidence that could be used against him. Then he will drive straight to the police station and tell them of all of his crimes. Oh—and he is not to harm anyone on his way.”

“Thank you,” I whispered.

“You should pack,” he said, clearly hoping to distract me from the disturbing thoughts I’d just heard.

I appreciated the gesture. “What about my brother?” I asked as we climbed the stairs. “Won’t he be in danger; I mean—he’s not a telepath and—uh—probably doesn’t have that spark thingy, but . . . .” Honestly, I didn’t know how to finish my sentence.

I knew that Jason blamed me for Gran’s death—at least to a certain extent. And our relationship was strained at best at the moment, but I still worried about him.

Eric looked thoughtful for a moment. “Without the essential spark, I fear that Niall wouldn’t claim him. And Desmond seems limited by Fintan’s request of him.”

“Why wouldn’t Niall claim him?” I asked, my frustration clear. “He’s just as much family as I am!”

Eric sighed, something that was still odd for me to witness, but also a sign that he was letting his guard down a bit with me.

“Fairies are an odd bunch,” he observed. “Fae women are limited in the number of times that their bodies can produce children, for it takes much magic for them to maintain a pregnancy. Plus, wars have taken much of the population. Niall and a few others learned that this realm—the human realm—could be quite helpful in the production of fairies, though one of the ways that this was accomplished was quite controversial with his enemies.”

I gestured for him to explain as I began packing some clothing into Gran’s old suitcase.

“When Fae women spend time in this realm, their bodies seem to actually become more fortified when they try to have children; thus, it is not uncommon for them to spend several years on this realm, even coming here while they are pregnant.” He shrugged. “Perhaps, it is something in the earth itself—some mineral or plant on this planet that bolsters their bodies? The Fae might know the specific cause, but I do not. Overall, this practice has not been disapproved of by the fairies. On the other hand, the production of hybrid children with humans has been very much disapproved of by some fairy factions.”

“Hybrids like me?” I asked.

He nodded. “Yes. Being part Fae will protect you from most in this realm, but you will likely still be assigned guards by Niall or Desmond.” He paused. “And—if they don’t do it—I will. The factions that hates hybrids will make you a target, especially because of your connection to Niall.”

I gasped. “So I’m trading one set of enemies for another one!”

“Welcome to being a Supernatural, Miss Stackhouse,” Eric said somewhat wryly.

“What if I just wanna be normal?” I asked. And—yes—I’ll admit that my tone was teeming with self-pity. But it had been a hard day!

And a long one!

He lifted an eyebrow. “You have another option.”


“Your death could be faked and you could go into hiding—forever. You would never be able to contact your family or friends again, and you could never return here. But—if that’s what you want—I’ll make it happen.”

I gasped. “No. That’s not what I want,” I whimpered. Okay—maybe I whined a little.

Luckily, Eric was showing tremendous patience.

“Well then—give yourself the time you spend with Desmond to accept your new position in the world. There are bonuses, after all.”

“Like what?” I asked sourly.

He grinned. “You were asking me about Jason earlier. Well—guess what you will be able to do once you are declared the ward of a demon and the offspring of a fairy prince.”

I shrugged.

“You can extend protection to your brother—so that the penalty of fucking with him will be death. And—in the meantime—I’ll make sure that there are some Weres keeping an eye on him during the day, and I’ll assign a vampire to shadow him at night.”

“I can—uh—do that? Extend protection to the people I love?” I asked.

“Yes. As a Supernatural, you can basically claim him—or other unclaimed humans—as a part of your retinue. As a human, however, you are powerless.”

“That doesn’t seem quite fair,” I said bitterly.

He shrugged. “Them’s the rules.”

I couldn’t help but to chuckle at his use of slang.

I also couldn’t help that I liked Eric Northman—more with every minute, in fact.


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69 thoughts on “Chapter 07: Them’s the Rules

  1. I truly like that Eric is helping to explain all her options truthfully, even though they kind of go against what he perhaps wants himself.
    He’s putting Sookie’s safety and well-being first. Hopefully this thing with Mr C and Niall works out ok. I always felt that Niall had his own agenda, so I hope Desmond watches out for her…even with Niall.

    1. And is it your birthday?? Happy birthday then. Hope you have a wonderful day 🎁🎁🎂🎂🎉🎉

  2. Happy birthday!
    I do like this story :), I just tend to not comment a lot usually.
    Poor Sookie: damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t. I have to wonder though if YOU have ever thought of writing a story where Sookie knew what she was from the beginning (True Blood or SVM). Still raised by Adele in the human realm but she had the help she needed right from the beginning so her life would have maybe been better.

    1. LOL–yep. It’s actually one of the longer pieces that I’m planning to work on following United and From the Inside Out. I’ll be returning to the B&F world (finally working on Earned) and I’ll be working on Breath of Life, where Sookie always knows what she is. There’s a preview chapter for it here (just check out the “Coming Soon” page. 🙂

      1. Oh Kat I can’t wait for you to start on the Breath of Life story, I have read th preview chapter a couple of times and love it.

  3. Another great chapter. I like how Sookie handled everything. Yes, she did whine a bit, but I’d have thrown an outright tantrum. Ol’ Billy Boy is in for a big surprise when he returns.

    I’m kinda curious how you would write an encounter between Sookie and Sophie-Anne if our favourite telepath ever got to meet the Queen who sent Bill to procure her.

  4. Ooooh, this is getting interesting! Sorry to see that Sookie has to temporarily leave her home in order to retain autonomy, but if it will get her some equal footing in the supernatural world she really belongs to, then it is a worthy sacrifice. It is a great accomplishment of Sookie’s to accept so much help for her financial troubles; her pride did always get in her way before.

    Yay! I am pleased Eric solved the Rene problem with ease and gave Sookie a choice between vampire brutality or soft justice; she needed to see he is capable of distinguishing the two extremes.

    I am anxious to know how you are going to finish this up in only one more chapter! I seriously would pay you to keep writing this one; it’s so good, and gives the series an infinite amount of room for redemption!

    Happy birthday, dear Kat!

    Your grateful reader,

  5. 1st off HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Now according to you we only have one more chapter :(. This story is great I don’t want it to end tomorrow. Also do you think Mr. C. will be bringing the flowers as their called with him, and I dedinantly don’t want Niall using here as a brood mare.

  6. If its your birthday today, first then happy birthday. 🙂
    On other capacity I think that the story is going nicely.
    Fantastic AU. and I hope that you keep going this way..
    I liked that Desmond is highly regarded in his community as in the Supe world (though that one was not so new). cheers and thank you.

  7. so, she’s running off with desmond? or at the last minute want to stay “human” and be claimed by eric? hmm, she will love having the power to claim her loved ones

  8. Have a Happy and Healthy Birthday, Kat, among your family, husband, and friends. You sure deserve that and more. I can’t blame her for falling for the Viking so quickly….who wouldn’t. I can’t wait until Douche-bag Beehl finds out about everything that has happened since he’s been gone. I hope she doesn’t stay away too long.

  9. OH! I am loving this! I love that Sookie is going to learn about being a fae and have the power to not be claimed by supernaturals. I bet Sophie Ann will fillip her lid! I wonder what Bill will do, when he comes home and Sookie is not there! Will she leave him a note? Will he harass Eric, saying Eric kidnapped her. Will Bill tell the queen that Eric kidnapped her? Will Sookie learn she has other powers? I can’t wait to find out! Loving it! I am also loving how Eric is telling her the truth and telling her, her options. I am glad he is not being highhanded and making choices for her!

  10. Happy Birthday💗. I liked this chapter. I liked how Eric gave her options. I like the plan they came up with. I wonder if Eric will fix up her house in her absence ? This story has been so great, really enjoyed it.

  11. I hope you have a wonderful birthday! Thank you for another great chapter it just keeps getting better and better!

  12. Happy Birthday!!! This chapter was so good. If you post another one today I’l give you two presents in the form of another review 😉

  13. Happy Birthday! Thanks for the present of this chapter!
    Love that Eric is working on options to help her. Also love that even claimed as Fae she can still BOND with Eric, as I’m hoping will happen. 😉
    Can’t believe this story is almost over…Really enjoying these two and can’t wait to see what happens next.

  14. I hope you have a wonderful birthday. I love this story and am trying to keep in mind that it is only about 1 night as there is so many directions it could go in, after that night. Thanks again.

  15. Happy Hapoy Birthday Kat! Wonderful chapter! I can’t say I blame Sookie for whining a little in this chapter — she’s had a LOT of crap piled on her in one night. Can’t say I’m crazy about her having to leave with Desmond, I’m glad she’s embracing her supernatural side and I think Eric came up with a great compromise, but I hate any separation from our lovely Viking. Eric is being so wonderful with her and the image of him cupping her face in his hand was fabulous.

    I really wish you would consider extending this one a little. I would love to see what happens when she comes back from Desmond’s. And the bratty queen’s response. And ScumBill and Sam’s responses as well. And, of course, a little Viking loving.

  16. Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a great day. I am so loving this story and don’t want to see it end. Great chapter. I love that Eric is being open and giving Sookie options.

  17. I hope Desmond keeps her safe and not Niall and then Desmond tells sookie she can trust the Viking with her life and that he a proves of him as a mate. Update soon love this story and a Big Happy Birthday to you best wishes

  18. Happy birthday!!! But I think WE’RE the ones getting a present here…in the Formof another fabulous chapter. 🙂

  19. Happy Birthday! Loving this story!!! I really like smart Sookie, other Sookies would be too stubborn to go with Desmond. Looking forward to more 😀

  20. Loved how Eric handled Renè
    I’m loving this “smarter” Sookie , she finally accepting all the possible options she has to handle this situation.
    Happy Birthday.

  21. Happy Birthday. 🙂 Great update, as usual. So Sookie starts to like Eric? It’s about time. 😉

  22. It’s your Birthday, but we are getting presents… not exactly fair, but I’m not complaining. Thanks so much for another great chapter. Happy Birthday, I hope your day is filled with laughter and love.

  23. It’s nice to see Sookie getting the information she needs. I wonder what Jason will think about being claimed by his sister. I imagine Eric can get him to be cooperative. I guess with any boon, you have the accept the negative that goes along with it, such as Niall’s enemies. Pluses and minuses. Great chapter. I’d love to see Bill get his sorry butt kicked. Sam, too.

  24. Happy Birthday CKat!!!!! Hope you have an amazing day!

    As for this most fabulous chapter, I love the compromise that Eric proposed. I am pretty sure it will be the one Sookie goes with. Hoping Niall is the kind, quirky, benevolent version from TB as opposed to the book version. Really don’t want him pushing Sookie to mate with a Faerie just for breeding purposes.

    Glad Rene has been dealt w/before harming anyone else. Now we will see how things shake out w/Jason. Is he on V in this one? Will he shift the blame to Hadley when he finds out she is he reason Beehl showed up in Bon Temps? How will he feel about being ‘claimed’ bu his sister & put under formal protection?

    I am getting a little antsy about this one cause we already have 7 chapters and if it’s a ‘short’ story, there probably aren’t many left. I really love this one and I don’t think I’m ready for it to end yet!

    Thanks for taking time out of your special day to post this for us!!

  25. I love this turn in the story away from canon. It’s most interesting! Happy Birthday to you! I hope you’re enjoying today, and that you get to eat all the birthday cake you want! 🙂

  26. Firstly, Happy Birthday – although we seem to be the ones receiving presents!

    You’ve actually improved on my dream story by Sookie not needing Eric’s protection. This is why you’re the writer and I just dream about it lol. Brilliant chapter, I love how you are empowering Sookie for the future and it amuses the hell out of me thinking she’ll be providing Supe protection for Jason – damn that will wound his ego (especially remember this is book Jason!) and could be real interesting to see! Can’t wait to see Bill’s reaction when he finds out the truth and Sam needs taking down a peg or two – what did he think he was doing when he didn’t contact Desmond, or does he have another agenda? Can you tell how excited I am, I feel like a kid on smarties (when they still had e numbers)!

  27. Happy Happy Birthday!! I hope you’re doing something special and fun! Thank you for this story, I am enjoying it SO much!

  28. Happy Birthday, Dear!! Best wishes all year long! I am loving this wonderful story!! XO

    PS – I’m a Cancer, too!

  29. Happy Birthday Kat!! 🎆 🎉 🎆 I just found out a few hours ago that my new niece was born so I guess she and you will have something in common now. I’ve said it before, but I’m so enjoying the fact that Eric is showing his respect and caring for Sookie by giving her honesty and choices. Sad to think we only have one more chapter. 😢 Maybe you’ll take pity on us and decide to do some sort of sequel. Great job as usual!!

  30. Happy birthday!!!!
    How long will she be away from Eric? He still didn’t answer her question about why he’s doing all of this. 🙂
    Can’t wait for more!

  31. OMG! I read your new “short” all in one shot last night (1-7) and LOVE it. When you say “short”, you mean 50 chapters right? 😉 Can’t stand Bill, which is a good thing *lol* Looking forward to getting my update emails.

  32. SA is going to have a hissy fit. If there’s anything left of Bill after Eric is done with him, I don’t think SA will leave much lol.
    Go Sookie. Time to get your ‘Supe’ on!

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