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April Fool’s Day…a short story for Bill

Summary: The following is a short SILLY “pictorial story” I wrote for “April Fool’s Day” 2015.  I hope it makes you laugh a little.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters from True Blood or the Southern Vampire Mystery novels.

Hi, Bill.  It’s California Kat.  Last night, right at 12:01 a.m., your dead maker came to me in a dream.


Yes, Bill.  She listed all your attributes.

Your accent.

Your sideburns.

Your Southern charms.

Your lovely singing voice.

She did?
She did?

Yes.  Um–you know how I tend to write Eric/Sookie stories–right?

Eric should leave my Sookeh alone!
Eric should leave my Sookeh alone!

Right, Bill.  I have see the light!  I now realize that you are superior to Eric.  I don’t know what I ever saw in the Viking!

I am superior to him--aren't I?
I am superior to him–aren’t I?

Oh, yes, Bill.  And I will never write another word about Eric and Sookie being together.

I knew you'd come around.
I knew you’d come around.

Umm, Bill?






Really, Bill? You didn't see that one coming?
Really, Bill? You didn’t see that one coming?

The End!




Happy April Fool’s Day!




I love to write FanFiction!

33 thoughts on “April Fool’s Day…a short story for Bill

  1. Aww too bad…. here I thought Beehl the Constipated Cat was finely getting some company. Figures he’s destined to be alone for ever and ever…

  2. What an absolutely PERFECT April Fool’s joke.. At first I thought, WTF, then I realized where you were going..

  3. LMFAO

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  4. YEAH, but my sister birthday is today(yeah really) and today, my brother had surgery and it was okay, so APRIL FOOL was just on Bill

  5. The shots you chose for each comment were priceless. I didn’t watch the live action Sound of Music (that would of been sacrilege), but I did hear him snippets of good ole Bill singing songs from Chicago. I heart Lucy Lawless as Mama Morton.

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